Thursday, June 25, 2009

Movie Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

HOLY JUNK!

Ok ok before I start this review I just need a minute to take in all the awesomeness I just witnessed................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
okay i think im........DOOD SO AWESOME HE TOTALLY TRANSFORMED AND SHOT THAT GUY AND O_o................so cool............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Yes that was a really really stupid "joke" or "gag" if you can even call it that. But seriously if you havn't seen this movie by now you need to check into a mental institution. In fact, go wait in line right now. I don't care if it's 12 am and there isn't another showing until the morning. Go get a ticket or something. Watch the first one on a portable DVD player while you sleep outside and watch people pass you by pointing and saying "wow is that a hobo? what a slob. GET A JOB YOU BUM!"

Seriously though, if you enjoyed the first installment of this franchise then you're going to be stunned and amazed all over again. All your favorite characters are back *I shan't ruin it* and an entire new plot is discovered that only one boy can stop. Yeah you-know-who. No you freaking idiot not Lord Voldemort! Sam Witwickey. The CGI in this movie is simply amazing. Ranging from the transformation from car to bada$$ robot to the numerous explosions, the computer imaging team has really outdone themselves this time around.

But it's not all about action. This movie is filled with comedy coming from both autobots and humans alike. I couldn't help but laugh at the antics of a very special pair of individuals. =P You'll know what I mean when you see it.

This is definitely one of the best movies of the summer and that I've seen for a long while. Not since the first Transformers have audiences wooted and cheered when the credits began rolling. And no they were sure as heck not cheering that the movie was finally over. All the actors did a great job and Megan Fox is still in there for the sexual innuendo. Yeah...lots of innuendo....

I'm going to see this movie a number of times in theaters just to experience it again and again on the big screen. It's really that good. Period. Exclamation Point. Just whatever. Why are you still here reading this? Go watch this movie! Now!

A strong 5 outta 5 starts.

1 comment:

  1. dood,transformers was hot. I thought they might've lost some of the autobots (won't say), but woot, they can pull a trick or two. Friggin long movie tho. I love the inclusion of the humans and how they at least stood a bit of a chance.

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